@rdm_guy: Young people of today will never know the joy of having a cassette stuck in the car stereo & listening to the same 12 songs for 20 years.

@GianDoh: Toy Story (1995): A young boy's toy chest becomes possessed by haunted dolls, forcing the family to move away. But the dolls find him.

@HatfieldAnne: You in the crosswalk: I stopped for you. I stopped. I'm stopped. I won’t unstop. Don’t look at me. Just walk. Go. For the love of God.

@StevieKnip: Son: I'm gay, dad. Dad: no I'm gay dad Dad #2: no I'm gay dad

@Rachelnoise: Him: Whatcha thinkin about? Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.