@DonQuickoats: I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go
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@ThingsJackDigs: Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby.
@jngraphs: *Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke
@jakob_huber: It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors.