@WilliamAder: I wonder if those Gmail password hackers know how much my dog hates having to learn a new name.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@_making_friends: me: damnit, i forgot to get my bus fare reimbursed this month sally: go see gary in HR, he's pretty flexible [walks in on gary doing yoga]
@ARealTinderella: You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ...
@topaz_kell: I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae.
@oxygenplug: [commercial for college] *person shoveling money into furnace* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better way?