@astutenewf: I wonder if when my dog follows me into the bathroom it's cause I follow him outside when he goes and he thinks that's how it works. Meh.
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@afynou: -hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you
@MamaFizzles: The children were nestled all snug in their beds until they had to pee get a drink show me they can whistle and ask me if birds have teeth.
@lauraleeksmith: No thanks lady, I don't need a tray I'll just use my four hands to carry all these coffee's
@mrtruthandsoul: According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/