@cloudypianos: i wonder what my cat is thinking about when she sits curled up at my feet staring at me for hours and sharpening her hattori hanzo sword
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@pinapl: When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay.
@PaperWash: bank robber: EVERYONE FREEZE! [everyone freezes] bank robber: [recording everyone] nice! this'll be the best mannequin challenge yet
@KentWGraham: If I were the person naming diseases, Chronic Lying Disorder would be called Liarrhea.