@jtswhipped: I wonder what people with house phones posted on MySpace today?
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@Ellierocks2013: Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward Cuz that's how I roll..
@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress
@Dan_Haak: Me: *being hauled on a stretcher into an ambulance* Shotgun! EMT: dude your gonna die if you si- Driver: dammit Dave, he called shotgun