@jtswhipped: I wonder what people with house phones posted on MySpace today?
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@walks_on_legs: Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors. I know, I'll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!
@radtoria: if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free
@a_olivia4212: A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it
@SufficientCharm: The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage.