@Eightinchgoat: I wonder which lie came first: "Oops, wrong hole!" or "That's never happened before!"?
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@kelkulus: The Russian version of "How I Met Your Mother" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page.
@tacsanitchiban: Whenever someone says "let's get weird" my first thought is "I'm already there"
@2014longview: Cop pulled me over said "papers" I replied with "scissors, I win" and drove off. Now I'm doing hard time on the rock.