@Eightinchgoat: I wonder which lie came first: "Oops, wrong hole!" or "That's never happened before!"?
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@OddMarc: If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd like to bring a guest.
@TheAlexNevil: I've had my heart broken before, but I got back up on that horse and said "C'mon, can't we give us one more chance? Stomp once for yes."