@Eightinchgoat: I wonder which lie came first: "Oops, wrong hole!" or "That's never happened before!"?
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@LoveYoorFate: It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was...
@smedlee: When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Let's be honest, murdering someone before coffee would be pretty lackluster. I'd probably be too tired to even get the job done.