@SouthrnPinUpMom: I wonder which woman said..... "yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."
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@jonnysun: ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u
@DelanieFischer: Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work.
@aveuaskew: In retrospect, replying "Happy as a serial killer in a skin suit factory", probably wasn't the best way to respond to my therapist.