@theoduscrane: I wonder who ate the first egg. Like who said, "I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."
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@animaldrumss: Sir? the table of hot ladies over there wanted to know what song you were drumming on the bar. they said it seemed very fast and impressive.
@imskytrash: LOL: laughing out loud SMH: shaking my head LMAKNIWNFYSP: leave me alone kyle no i will not follow your SoundCloud page
@HungoverLawyer: Ladies: We leave the toilet seat up because we don't want to touch it any more than you do.
@JKickinit30: It's amazing when you hug someone you haven't seen in decades. It's also embarrassing when it's not the person you thought it was.