@OhNoSheTwitnt: I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new Pope.
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@MsSkarsgaard: I miss the things we shared together. Not the chlamydia but the rest of the stuff was cool.
@DanMentos: "Hey girl wanna go out Saturday night?" No thanks I have a previous engagement "I'm cool with that, hell I've been married like 6 times"
@Rollinintheseat: When a waiter sees my disability and asks the person I'm with what I want to eat, I respond "Our telepathy is a bit off. You should ask me."