@IGotsSmarts: I wondered why everyone said I had "bed hair", until I looked in the mirror and noticed a tiny mattress on top of my head.
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@adamhess1: Boss: and you're sure you know the names of all the vegetables? Sign maker on his 1st day: ...yes