@omgthatspunny: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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@Mindless4Miles: Every gift from a child is special. Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that.
@JasonLastname: Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
@johnalogue: Thanks to whoever invented the mute button, because I can poop while on a conference call.