@DebasaurusRex: I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after.
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@weinerdog4life: Of course bears shit in the woods, they do most of their stuff in the woods, very few bears own a house.
@Arrogant_Twat: My stomach just made a really weird noise. I’m sending a pizza down to check it out.
@ImaFlyontheWall: Watching police ticket people parked incorrectly that are in church right now and understanding that Jesus and karma have a sense of humor
@nikkithecanuck: I must admit, my "Kiss Me, I Have The Zika Virus" T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car.