@TheTweetOfGod: I won't be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other.
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@sarcastictroler: Best Friend: Best day of my life was the day I got married. Wbu? Me: *Recalling when I got free Pizza from Pizza Hut* Yes My Wedding Day
@myonlymizztake: His last words were, "I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."