@brakco: I wont play GI Joes with my nephew until he learns to play it right. He's 4 years old, he should know better than to drag Vader into this.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body.
@_coryrichardson: me: im gonna eat florida date: *nervously* w-what me: *shoveling up the earth* this may take some time date: *now crying* please stop me: *mouth full of dirt* no
@_Tempo11: I buy reverse osmosis filtered alkaline water for my dog and he prefers to drink out of the lake.
@Parentpains: I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car.