@Dawn_M_: I won't undo a retweet in case someone finds it offensive. I just knit them onto pillows and give them as Christmas gifts.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Look, you can tell me what to do in an emergency and that's fine, but I'm going to do what I do best, and that is panic.
@LeBearGirdle: *Good Will Hunting* Professor: are you the janitor who's been solving the math equations? me: [writing '80085' on every chalkboard] yes?
@someonesmomma: Oh no, it's raining! What do I do? What's a green light? What's a stop sign? What's a blinker? Where's the brake pedal? ~people
@Cpt_Burnout: REALITY SHOW IDEA: Put 10 tweeters in a house with only 1 phone charger and plenty of booze. BOOM.