@BallsMcBallski: I wore a suit to Walmart and they made me their king.
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@qwertying: A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise..
@Phook75: If you're able to read this, thank a teacher! If you can do busy work while wasted and watch an unrelated video, thank a substitute teacher!
@DouchyDocLove: Wife just changed her Facebook status to "It's complicated." Better go see what she wants.