@BallsMcBallski: I wore a suit to Walmart and they made me their king.
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@DurtMcHurtt: Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food.
@heatherlou_: I was looking at my phone and tripped over the dog and we're both laying in the floor looking at my phone.
@LMLMadness: Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true.