@Iwriteforcats: I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
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@LaBaPete: Not everyone understands my laundry method. It's simple. If it's clean, it's on the floor. If it's dirty, it's on the floor over there.
@armyVet1972: I call my wife the iNag because she has 32GB of complaints and they're set on shuffle.
@MartaEffing: My date thinks he's gonna get me drunk, & then get in my pants. The joke is on him, coz my tolerance is sky high & I'm wearing a skirt.
@TheMichaelRock: Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?