@InternetHippo: I would absolutely slay the dating game if looks and personality didn’t matter
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@Schmoodles: Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato.
@KeetPotato: [airport] "you should have used a tag" [a horse emerges on luggage belt] noone else has brought a horse linda [another horse appears] oh FFS
@ojedge: "Tim's coming tonight" "Tim with hooves for feet or Tim that likes to bang coconut halves together?" [in the distance] clip-clop clip-clop
@ParasiteHilton: Make fun of my long hair and I’ll ride past your girlfriend’s bedroom window on a stallion.