@Axenbane: I would be completely shocked if I ever won the lottery. Mainly because I don't play the lottery.
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@RorynotRoy: "I don't want you to freak out, but..." - someone with a shaky grasp of how anxiety works
@JensenClan88: I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place.
@TheBoydP: Get ahead at the office by taking work home with you over the weekend. No need to work on it just make sure people see you take it home...
@CopBroughtPizza: pet owner's tip: glue the very tip of your cat's tail to the center of their back to make a convenient cat-carrying handle.