@Axenbane: I would be completely shocked if I ever won the lottery. Mainly because I don't play the lottery.
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@ceejoyner: Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.
@wickedsuga: Randomly play a recording of a candy bar wrapper being opened just to keep your kids on their toes.