@HomeProbably: I would be morbidly obese if food for thought was an actual thing.
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@kentgrossarth: 'Pizza Hut, can I take your order?' Me: 'May I speak with the owl, please?' 'Who?' Me: 'Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.'
@KKAlThani: My iPod started crying after I dropped it. I said "You'll be okay, stop syncing about it". We laughed & made jokes about Microsoft together.
@TheTalkingPipe: They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going.