@HomeProbably: I would be morbidly obese if food for thought was an actual thing.
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@rolldiggity: The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand.
@missekay: Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times.
@ventivodkacran: When someone yells "STOP!" I never know if it's Hammertime or if I should collaborate and listen.
@NikiWithIssues: Some days I want to leave everything and just run away with him. Other days I want to own 3 baby dragons and be fireproof and naked.