@HomeProbably: I would be morbidly obese if food for thought was an actual thing.
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@williamwanton: Couples that stay fit together don't trust each other enough to go to the gym alone
@inigoomontoya: I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again
@JackalAnon: So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit.
@bornmiserable: You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids.