@HomeProbably: I would be morbidly obese if food for thought was an actual thing.
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@briangaar: Honey, look what I found on our son's computer *opens folder of walkthroughs, wife starts sobbing* I'm calling the police
@SamGrittner: If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby's would you go to?
@Heather2go: Rules to live by: 1. Be kind to strangers 2. Don't cheat on your taxes 3. Everything in moderation 4. Bury the body at sea