@TheNardvark: I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as "all of it."
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@QwertyJones3: [First day working in a warehouse] ME: What's that machine for? "Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS??
@CatherineLMK: The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers.
@ramenfuneral: "how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode" - creator of zebras