@TheNardvark: I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as "all of it."
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@ilovepie84: I can help anyone quit smoking by spraying them with hair spray as they light their cigarette.
@Gre_Gone: [Entire house is full of trees] Girlfriend: What did you do?! Me: You told me to spruce things up. GF: Everything's stuck to everything!!!
@Rollinintheseat: My newly married friend begins most sentences with, "My husband said." My go to response is, "My dogs haven't said much today."