@mustlovewaffles: I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
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@KyleMcDowell86: Im sorry I yelled "GARY LIKED STAR WARS EPISODE ONE" when the pastor asked if anyone knew of a reason why you and Gary shouldn't be married
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