@mustlovewaffles: I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
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@Sal0630: Boss: I was listening to some Tool on the way to work. Me: I talk to myself when I'm driving sometimes too, it's ok. Boss: Just get out.
@IamEnidColeslaw: That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died.