@shawnspree: I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital.
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@imlaurenmcguire: I like that all the Ikea instructions illustrations always assume I have a friend.
@iRowlf: Prank Idea For The Ladies: Swallow a plastic dinosaur, then make an appointment to get an ultrasound.
@noogscorner: A young Lil' Wayne sits alone typing lyrics into Word 97 when a cartoon paperclip suddenly appears on-screen. [Did you mean "digger"?]