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@tomipuff: I would like a warm hound please
"Excuse me?"
A flaming puppy
"..."
Fire canine
"Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"
Yes. A scorching pooch

I would like a warm hound please 
“Excuse me?”
A flaming puppy 
“…”
Fire canine 
“Do you want a hot dog, ma’am?” 
Yes. A scorching pooch

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