@BiIIMurray: I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
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@WilliamAder: So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?
@QwertyJones3: BUILDING INSPECTOR: This building is not structurally sound ARCHITECT: why BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well first of all it's made of paper ARCHITECT: Yeah construction paper!