@The_MartiniGirl: I would love my job so much more if I didn't have to hide my flask.
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@Ty_Schutz: Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.
@vulcan_kelly: I'm not being creepy but i can see thru my binoculars that your family portrait is hanging crooked on your wall
@DrDogMD: DR DOG: The vasectomy was a success. But until it's healed completely, you'll need to wear this *places cone around patient's neck*