@lisaxy424: I would most likely die like 45 minutes into a zombie apocalypse, and even more likely it would not be zombie apocalypse related.
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@toriTBC: When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?" then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
@djdarrellripley: Him: How does my football throw look to you? Me: Like you're good at science...
@Jason_Horton: When the DJ asks if we are ready to party I sometimes lie & say yes even though I really need like 10 min to get ready