@shariv67: I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance.
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@jake_lach: Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old
@iwearaonesie: [movie] *guy hugs woman from behind while she cuts vegetables* wife: Aww me*does same thing* wife:ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME LOSE A FINGER?!