@shariv67: I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance.
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@TheJessicaLong: The little girl behind me asked her mom what murder was, confirming my suspicious that Sesame Street doesn't prepare you for the real world.
@RealSamHarwood: A homeless man randomly asked me if I was from Minnesota yesterday, so I replied, "no, but once I stabbed a guy who grew up in Minneapolis"
@ventivodkacran: I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too.
@McGunnersite: We are gathered here today because Somebody "glares at coffin " couldn't stay alive.