@JimmerThatisAll: I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.
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@natalayhehoo: If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there
@Up2Long: Didn't want cats ... had 2 cats. Didn't want marriage ... got married 2 times. Ok Karma ... I'm on to you. I don't want a million dollars
@Bexdora: Meet Brian, my monkey butler. He's gonna help out around the office. *Monkey flinging office equipment out the window* Brian hates clutter.