@RidiculousSheri: I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.
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@myvisable: If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.
@RidiculousSheri: I have two boyfriends! Well, I'm dating two men Okay. Ben and I are just friends Same with Jerry Fine. I have ice cream. But it's love.
@AnkCoupleTO: Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever or until she kills you, whichever comes first