@RidiculousSheri: I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DamienFahey: Congratulations, Americans who write "Cheers" at the end of e-mails. You've found something even more pretentious than "Sent from my iPhone"
@MomOnFire: Granny, pay attention and don't panic. I need you to think hard and tell me how many brownies you ate out of the blue pan.