@_Water_Baby: I would rather see my husband with another woman in his arms than a hammer in his hand.
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@bighandsmassuer: If she's interested in you she will reply If she isn't, she won't Unless she's thinking about it then who knows how long it could take
@ChickenColeman: How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE
@LurkAtHomeMom: [10 PM] If I go to bed now, I'll get a full 8 hours of sleep [3AM] Siri what is a grape nut
@clemdytan: My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.