@_Water_Baby: I would rather see my husband with another woman in his arms than a hammer in his hand.
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@Thrill_Tweeter: H: "What do you want for Valentine's Day?" "A puppy." "Pick something else." "A different puppy."
@flashember: Think you know guilt? *takes long drag on cigarette* I'm the wildebeest who killed Mufasa. *exhales* I hear Simba's screams every night.
@CoreyKeyz: You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself.
@Elizasoul80: Does anyone ever put a chip with too much dip on it into their mouth, then shove a second chip in there to even out the chip to dip ratio?