@trevso_electric: I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than "pull an all-nighter" with you.
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@WilliamAder: "Down" "Penetration" "Tight End" "Ball handling" Don't the networks have censors any more?
@Kelly_skeleton: People who have 'taken' in their bio, sit tight, Liam Neeson will around to collect you shortly
@GeriatricBeards: [Being kidnapped] Me: i can feel it.. Stockholm syndrome kidnapper: its been 10 minutes me: should we invite your brother to the wedding?
@jimmytorosian: *Brings axe to slumber party* "Oops. I thought you said 'lumber party'" *Knew the whole time* *Waits until they're asleep* *Chops down tree*