@EdgarAllanLo: I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks.
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@torrami: When hubs is sleeping I put my Care Bear blanket on him and take the most adorable blackmail photos ever.
@SirEviscerate: There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt.
@5oulhealer: A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine. Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!
@FatherWithTwins: My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, "isn't my undying love & affection enough?" We laughed and laughed. Now I'm at the purse store