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@JimmerThatisAll: I would throw myself under a duvet for you.
@ShutUpAndrosky: of COURSE it was RIGHT IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME
@TitansHomer: I wouldn't say I "missed" your call.
@ShesARealGenius: [FIRST DATE]
Him: "I love science-fiction."
Me, trying to impress him: "I think the earth is flat."
@BigBec43: There was a spider in my bathroom so I threw the cat at it. The spider is dead but the cat's pretty pissed
@GrantTanaka: Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you