@abhorrent_wife: I would totally get into a stranger's windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour.
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@KKAlThani: I pretend I'm on the phone when entering a barbershop & say "I stabbed him only cause I hate small talk " so he doesn't try to talk to me.
@TampaBayMomma: Men think us women dream of finding the perfect man when really, all we want is to eat anything without getting fat.
@EvilPandaX: I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.