@abhorrent_wife: I would totally get into a stranger's windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour.
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@2tickytacky: I remember when "Something's eating up data." meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled.
@MythicPicnic: Studies show that, on average, humans kept in cubicles live just as long as free-range humans.
@P1ssed_K1d: My dog eats too much food and throws it up. EVERYDAY. I swear to God if she keeps this up, she's going to look amazing.
@dragonsorbet: [Security breach at Wayne manor] BRUCE: *brooding darkly* ALFRED: The back door is literally just a waterfall