@TarzanFeathers: I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill.
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@jonnysun: *sees a ghost* omg dont haunt me please i dont wana b scared "dude i literaly experienced the horors of death so maybe this isnt about you"
@jokesforsmokes: "I have a bloody nose" - a British person emphasizing the fact that he has a nose.
@sensitivetim: 2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out
@AimeeHelene1: "And this is my creepy husband, John." (The way my friend should introduce her husband)