@TarzanFeathers: I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill.
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@ericacanrant: If you say I'm getting fat again Aunt Betty, I'll make a "anything for 5 dollars" ad on Craigslist with your name and number.
@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
@squirrel74wkgn: No thank you, shower sex. I'll just step out of the shower and injure myself the old fashioned way.