@dumbbeezie: I would watch the Bachelor if everyone who doesn’t get a rose gets thrown into a volcano
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@nice_mustard: "lassie i don't see anyone at the bottom of this well. are you sure-" timmy felt the paws on his back. his eyes widened as he understood...