@dumbbeezie: I would watch the Bachelor if everyone who doesn’t get a rose gets thrown into a volcano
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@michaelianblack: The phrase "Whatever floats your boat" is misleading because, practically speaking, the only thing that's going to float your boat is water.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: You ate all the cookies and your sister got none. What does that tell you? 4-year-old: I won.