@TheFearBoners: I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10 foot pole! No seriously, why do you have a 10 foot pole?! THAT'S NOT NORMAL!
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@thejessbess: Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines.
@Jam453Lane: They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer.
@3sunzzz: I forgot my cell phone at home and had to write my grocery list on paper. I shopped with it in my hand like some kind of a carrier pigeon.