@RadOrDie: I wouldn't mind getting arrested today because I'm having a great hair day and my mug shot would be fabulous.
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@kevinseccia: I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal.
@JosesLovesYou: If you took your large intestine and stretched it out in a straight line it would be very hard to get it back in you after that. So tangly.