@RadOrDie: I wouldn't mind getting arrested today because I'm having a great hair day and my mug shot would be fabulous.
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@ch000ch: one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said "Watch me" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year
@LostCatDog: I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances.
@dhumann: You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times.