@TitansHomer: I wouldn't say I "missed" your call.
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@iscoff: If two people on opposite sides of the world drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich
@JVarsityCaptain: You know how if a bear is about to attack you, you're supposed to stand totally still? Your smarter friend that's running just punkd you.
@rudetanks: The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything