@lilgapeach30: I wouldn't say I never exercise. Occasionally, my nose runs.
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@WilliamRodgers: "Age is just a number" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account
@rationalists: Republicans say they're not satisfied with Michele Obama's speech because she didn't give it from her kitchen.
@iwearaonesie: my wife can find a stain on my shirt from across the room but can't see the mailbox when she's backing up?
@BumbleDC: Thanks for a lovely evening, I had a great time. Sure, I'll come in for a coffee. You have a lovely apartmeMY GOD that is a lot of Swastikas