@jologz: I wouldn't want lesbian parents. Not because I'm homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
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@AKcrazy18: Tornadoes and marriage are alike, because they both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.
@Wine_Honey1: You said No DMs, but you didn't say anything about stopping by. Anyways I'm at the door.
@Reverend_Scott: *rubs magic lamp, genie appears* "You get 2 wishes." I wish I got 3 wishes. "Your wish is granted." Nice, nice. "You have 2 left."
@HeelyHanson: Will you marry me? 'Is a marriage proposal' Will, you, Mary, me? 'A foursome inquiry'