@ricsem: I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?
@SuperRandomish: We squint at the sun because it's bright.
We squint at people because they're not.
@imchriskelly: Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right.
@Chicken_Hawk38: All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.
@DurtMcHurtt: [an octopus seeing a snake for the first time]
OMG a foot!
@MikeHornick: A fake ID that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets