@ricsem: I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?
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@Roweboat13G: Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg and some days you're that guy who hit the propeller on the way down.
@Parentpains: If you didn't want me to wash my car on your lawn than you never should have turned your sprinkler on.