@FinallyHeSleeps: I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that group of sexually repressed potheads who kept talking to their great dane.
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@shutupheav: Yelling REEEEEMIX, when your boss stutters on a conference call is looked down upon.
@TitansHomer: Wife: What's the Harlem shake? Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King?
@DrunkSocialite: My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene.