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@stephenjmolloy: Ian: "I'd like to report my guide dog missing."
Cop: "Right. When did you last see him?"
Ian: "I've never seen him."

Ian: “I’d like to report my guide dog missing.”
Cop: “Right. When did you last see him?”
Ian: “I’ve never seen him.”

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