@sammyrhodes: Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.
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@LaniBeno: I don't understand what you mean by 'stop drinking so much'. How else will you know how much I love you at 2am every day?
@Lindzeta: i think a fun answer, when asked about your flaws in a job interview, would be “you’ll see”
@Schmoodles: I call my bedroom 'The place where the magic happens' because one night a guy locked me in a box and tried to saw me in half.