@sammyrhodes: Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.
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@aligarchy: sorry i'm late, i have terrible time management skills and zero perception of distance as it pertains to speed of travel
@ThisLocalHater: I hate it when I’m trying to discreetly pick a wedgie in public and inadvertently end up doing every dance routine from Spice World.
@MicheleAKALips: You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this.
@seantgreen: One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends.