@nPhelendriqal: Ibuprofen, youbuprofen, weallbuprofen.
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@stephenjmolloy: Wife: "Do you want to watch Batman Forever?" Me: "I'll watch it for a couple of hours." Wife: "I hate you."
@jergarl: It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.