@nPhelendriqal: Ibuprofen, youbuprofen, weallbuprofen.
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@Tmoney68: Mistletoe is my favorite Christmas tradition that sounds like a cool as shit superpower.
@SaraMansford: I added broccoli to my kid's Mac n Cheese and now he's sitting in a spinny chair, petting a hairless cat and plotting his revenge.
@heatherlou_: Having one bathroom in your house teaches you that it is possible to hate a person because of a bathroom.