@AmishPornStar1: Ice cream is clearly God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
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@QwertyJones3: Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.
@jamitupin: The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?
@AmberTozer: If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this