@sixthformpoet: "Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla, Ice, Ice, Baby." - Worst cocktail recipe ever
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@ComedicBust: *First Date* Her: Hobbies? *thinks about the 50,000 piece Lego Death Star I'm building* Me: Architecture and Astronomy. Her: Impressive.
@somelightcrying: [Rips bong] Each Disney Princess represents a deadly sin! Jasmine, Greed. Mulan, Pride. Ariel, Envy. "Snow White?" Um. [Rips bong] Vegan.
@chrissyteigen: any doctors here? am I allowed to get a wax during my epidural? it's genius and there's a ton of time to kill anyhow