@tarashoe: i'd be extra scared if a break-in occurred while i was in the shower and the burglar saw me in there, fully clothed and eatin my soup
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@HomeProbably: I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well. You're not meant to sit on them.
@squirrel74wkgn: One time an intruder broke into my house and got scared off by the old high school wrestling trophies I still have on display.
@michaelianblack: Probably not a coincidence that Taylor Swift just spent $17M on a mansion only two states away from me.